Uh, okay.

"Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To" (murdersofa) 07/13/2018 at 17:09 • Filed to: None

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Sure buddy.

CarsofFortLangley - Oppo Forever > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/13/2018 at 17:12

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What an idiot.  

MonkeePuzzle > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/13/2018 at 17:15

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what a regular car

Chariotoflove > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/13/2018 at 17:15

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Well it does say he’s high.

Mr. FiSTer of Team FiST Fetish > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/13/2018 at 17:15

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I didn't want to drive it anyway..

WilliamsSW > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/13/2018 at 17:15

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The front wheels spin so fast, they melted and now look different from the back wheels.  That, or they came off of a Cobalt...

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > WilliamsSW 07/13/2018 at 17:17

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Could only afford one pair of summers

atfsgeoff > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/13/2018 at 17:17

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As far as tacky bumper stickers go, only a 7/10

Also, non-Evo Lancer, fast? Maybe compared to a bicycle.

DipodomysDeserti > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/13/2018 at 17:19

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I though Stef’s Mitsu was red?

Takuro Spirit > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/13/2018 at 17:22

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Stef?

WilliamsSW > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 07/13/2018 at 17:27

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Yeah, after he spent the $$ on those fake hood vents

Tripper > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/13/2018 at 17:42

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I know the owner.

aquila121 > atfsgeoff 07/13/2018 at 17:53

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$10 0 bucks says Stef could hand him his ass in her Lancer on a track.

SmugAardvark > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/13/2018 at 17:59

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I mean, if you want to get into semantics, fast can be a relative term. Is it Lancer Evo fast? Definitely not. But it’ll blow the doors off a Power Wheels Barbie Jeep.

KingT- 60% of the time, it works every time > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/13/2018 at 18:04

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Wo w I haven’t seen those No Fear eyes sticker since 2003

Manwich - now Keto-Friendly > Tripper 07/13/2018 at 18:17

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HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Tripper 07/13/2018 at 18:34

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that is a a lot of devotion to something people usually stop drinking by the age of 25 

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Jake - Has Bad Luck So You Don't Have To 07/13/2018 at 18:34

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“It’s a Lancer, so it’s basically an Evo. That chrome vent really brings it all together 

ranwhenparked > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 07/13/2018 at 19:55

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Especially since I doubt he has anything important to be awake for, being permanently unemployable and all. 

atfsgeoff > aquila121 07/13/2018 at 20:08

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$100 says Stef could hand him his ass in a Lada on a track.